The Boy Whom She Does Not Dislike

me: I heard he stayed at your apartment and installed a ceiling fan and cooked you dinner whilst you golfed. That is major Not Dislike.

e: We're a 1950s couple in reverse.

Whatever Happened to Predictability?

(919) Totally! U got it dude

(804) Your Michelle Tanner shit is cracking me up

(919) I live in SF after all. I would probably love her cleaning belt

Brilliant Photo Retrospective

From: lb@email.com
To: thegirls@email.com
Subject: Re: A task for L

Once I've been a profesh photographer worthy of publishing a book of my life's work (think Anne Geddes coffee table book. jk), I will need a profesh writer to detail my life and how I came to be LBC, Inc. You ready?


From: mc@email.com
To: thegirls@email.com
Subject: Re: A task for L

CHALLENGE ON! We are going places, my little friend!


From: nw@email.com
To: thegirls@email.com
Subject: Re: A task for L

L, how about you do a "Where Are They Now?" version of the Anne Geddes books with the original babies as they are now. I'd love to see some hairy fat man with butterfly wings sitting on the palm of somebody's hand.


From: ac@email.com
To: thegirls@email.com
Subject: Re: A task for L

That is one of the most brilliant things you've ever said, N.

Just Checking

a: How do you feel about skydiving?

me: I wouldn't do it for $100 million dollars. I don't even like the feeling you get in your stomach from roller coasters.

a: That's what I thought. Just checking.

Choose Wisely

c: My coworker M just said "I don't want R's dad to die because then she has to choose between my wedding and his funeral."

me: Shut up.

c: Well, fatty, don't worry about getting your wedding blessed by Jesus during the ceremony because you're going to hell.

me: Hold please, blogging.

c: Wait ... she just followed it up with "I mean, of course I don't want him to die. I didn't mean to sound selfish. He used to bring us cold Taco Bell in the mornings when I would stay the night over there in high school." Insert me ... jaw dropped.

me: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

c: I do not have a response.