(865): Flash him and ask him to activate sprinkler system!
Saturday, May 30, 2009
Daddy's Little Girl
(804): Don't ever wish for a son again. The neighbor saw me in my yoga shorts and small tank top and is currently edging the entire yard for me.
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Memorial Day
a: I can't wait to Memorialize the weekend with you.
me: Your mouth is full of zingers just waiting to tumble out.
a: My mouth is full of something.
buh dum bump
me: That's what she said.
buh dum bump
(Insert L giggling here)
me: Your mouth is full of zingers just waiting to tumble out.
a: My mouth is full of something.
buh dum bump
me: That's what she said.
buh dum bump
(Insert L giggling here)
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
SleepMate Side Effects
From: nw@email.com
To: me@email.com
Subject: Cheque Mate
I know I texted you yesterday, but the past two days I've woken up on the first alarm ring with no snoozing ... and I really think it's because I'm more well rested due to the SleepMate. Do you have one??
I also had a dream last night about tattoos but only the design part ... I had some pretty cool designs in my head. But instead of JL tattooing us, it was a small, bald Hispanic boy with an oversized jersey. I had some weird dreams ... in one Atticus was a penguin in Waikiki.
To: me@email.com
Subject: Cheque Mate
I know I texted you yesterday, but the past two days I've woken up on the first alarm ring with no snoozing ... and I really think it's because I'm more well rested due to the SleepMate. Do you have one??
I also had a dream last night about tattoos but only the design part ... I had some pretty cool designs in my head. But instead of JL tattooing us, it was a small, bald Hispanic boy with an oversized jersey. I had some weird dreams ... in one Atticus was a penguin in Waikiki.
Animals Might Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Game
From: ac@email.com
To: thegirls@email.com
Subject: Hamster on a piano
Hamsters are funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRzTfgds0UI
From: lb@email.com
To: thegirls@email.com
Subject: Re: Hamster on a piano
Guys, I know you probably think they are creepy little rodents, but I
have a total soft spot in my heart for hamsters.
I had two: Teddy 1 and Teddy 2. We used to play hide and seek (Teddy
1/2 in the little ball) and I would give 'em a little nudge and then
go count in a corner somewhere so they could hide. No joke, it was
really fun and I miss those little guys.
To: thegirls@email.com
Subject: Hamster on a piano
Hamsters are funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRzTfgds0UI
From: lb@email.com
To: thegirls@email.com
Subject: Re: Hamster on a piano
Guys, I know you probably think they are creepy little rodents, but I
have a total soft spot in my heart for hamsters.
I had two: Teddy 1 and Teddy 2. We used to play hide and seek (Teddy
1/2 in the little ball) and I would give 'em a little nudge and then
go count in a corner somewhere so they could hide. No joke, it was
really fun and I miss those little guys.
Monday, May 11, 2009
Surprise! Rick Astley is not black.
From: mh@email.com
To: thegirls@email.com
Subject: Obama Astley
You've probably seen this, but even so it's worth a re-watch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtO2jj5IyBk
C and I have become obsessed with Rick Astley, as we expected him to be a black man with that soulful voice, and instead he is a British ginger.
PS- C is in the other room singing "Her name is Rio"... we don't listen to any music made in the last 20 years evidently.
To: thegirls@email.com
Subject: Obama Astley
You've probably seen this, but even so it's worth a re-watch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtO2jj5IyBk
C and I have become obsessed with Rick Astley, as we expected him to be a black man with that soulful voice, and instead he is a British ginger.
PS- C is in the other room singing "Her name is Rio"... we don't listen to any music made in the last 20 years evidently.
Thursday, May 7, 2009
Merkins = NSFW
p: Any response from the cuchini (www.cuchini.com)?
me: One of my friends said "Man, the cuchini is making the rounds. This is the third email I've gotten about it this week." I was bummed.
p: Oh man! That's devastating.
me: Another friend was reminded of merkins.
p: Oh well, the mons pubis is still queen.
me: Do you know of merkins? DO NOT GOOGLE.
p: Merkins? Never heard of such a thing. OKAY.
me: Pube wigs.
p: STFU. STOP IT.
me: Origin: Back in the day when whores got crabs and whatnot they had to shave their mons pubis. So they bought wigs.
p: ICE TEA ON SCREEN.
me: Now, it's a pure fashion statement. Hahahahhaha. Hearts, rainbows, skull & crossbones.
p: fadjlfhlajfha
me: I think you just "tape" them on.
p: Oh man.
me: DEFINITELY look it up when you get home. HA-larious.
p: I need to crawl under my desk. Tears.
me: One of my friends said "Man, the cuchini is making the rounds. This is the third email I've gotten about it this week." I was bummed.
p: Oh man! That's devastating.
me: Another friend was reminded of merkins.
p: Oh well, the mons pubis is still queen.
me: Do you know of merkins? DO NOT GOOGLE.
p: Merkins? Never heard of such a thing. OKAY.
me: Pube wigs.
p: STFU. STOP IT.
me: Origin: Back in the day when whores got crabs and whatnot they had to shave their mons pubis. So they bought wigs.
p: ICE TEA ON SCREEN.
me: Now, it's a pure fashion statement. Hahahahhaha. Hearts, rainbows, skull & crossbones.
p: fadjlfhlajfha
me: I think you just "tape" them on.
p: Oh man.
me: DEFINITELY look it up when you get home. HA-larious.
p: I need to crawl under my desk. Tears.
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