Merkins = NSFW

p: Any response from the cuchini (www.cuchini.com)?

me: One of my friends said "Man, the cuchini is making the rounds. This is the third email I've gotten about it this week." I was bummed.

p: Oh man! That's devastating.

me: Another friend was reminded of merkins.

p: Oh well, the mons pubis is still queen.

me: Do you know of merkins? DO NOT GOOGLE.

p: Merkins? Never heard of such a thing. OKAY.

me: Pube wigs.

p: STFU. STOP IT.

me: Origin: Back in the day when whores got crabs and whatnot they had to shave their mons pubis. So they bought wigs.

p: ICE TEA ON SCREEN.

me: Now, it's a pure fashion statement. Hahahahhaha. Hearts, rainbows, skull & crossbones.

p: fadjlfhlajfha

me: I think you just "tape" them on.

p: Oh man.

me: DEFINITELY look it up when you get home. HA-larious.

p: I need to crawl under my desk. Tears.