Bad Comedy & Fake Names

c: Beardo just invited me to see Ron White with him tomorrow. What is with him and HORRIBLE comedians with only one shtick?

dun dun dun DUN dun dun.

And "So this one time I was drunk and doing something white trash ..."

me: HAHAHHAHAHA I don't even know who Ron White is. But I already love this conversation.

c: Okay, I'm sure at one time you have seen the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. Since Comedy Central thinks it's the bee's knees and replays it a trillion times. Well, that and Half Baked.

me: Never.

c: Consider yourself lucky. His stand-up consists of telling stories of him getting arrested, womanizing women the size of John Deere tractors, and hunting.

me: So what you're saying is you're totally interested and definitely going.

c: Ooobviously ... not. I was like "Oh yeah, umm, I sorta told my friend Lisa I'd hang out with her. Super sorry."

me: LISA. Do you even know a Lisa?! It's such a fake name.

c: Haha I do! But to make her fake name even more unbelievable ...

me: Lisa Turtle?

c: Her name is Lisa Sue Johnson.

me: LIAR. She doesn't exist. Well, if she does, then I'm hanging out with George Robert Smith tonight.

c: We should totes hook them up.

me: Match.made.in.heaven.