c: The song that Mandy Moore sings in that movie where she dies from cancer but only after landing the tough bad boy in high school just came on my Pandora station. I tip my hat to you, Pandora.
me: Fucking amazing. AND HE PLANTS TULIPS OUTSIDE HER WINDOW TO SPROUT BEFORE SHE DIES?! Or is that another movie?
c: Haha, NOPE, thats the one. And he built her a telescope. The song is "Only Hope" if you wanted to YouTube it. I suggest you do.
me: Yesssss
c: OMG, the guy from the movie talks at the end of the song. This is fucking awesome.
Friday, February 26, 2010
It Shouldn't Smell Like That
a: Omg. I am STILL in this coffee shop on my 3rd mug of joe.
me: Oh jesus! You're gonna explode with hyperactivity or crap your pants. Or that's what I would do.
a: I know. And I don't want to get up and go to the bathroom because all my shit's on the table
me: I am soooo bad about that stuff and will have to change my ways.
a: I'm a little gun shy considering I've lost 2 electronics so far this year. L will tan your hide for that.
me: L is going to tan my hide for a lot, methinks.
a: Omg, it just started smelling like dog diarrhea in here. Might be time to move on.
me: OH JESUS. lolz.
me: Oh jesus! You're gonna explode with hyperactivity or crap your pants. Or that's what I would do.
a: I know. And I don't want to get up and go to the bathroom because all my shit's on the table
me: I am soooo bad about that stuff and will have to change my ways.
a: I'm a little gun shy considering I've lost 2 electronics so far this year. L will tan your hide for that.
me: L is going to tan my hide for a lot, methinks.
a: Omg, it just started smelling like dog diarrhea in here. Might be time to move on.
me: OH JESUS. lolz.
No, I Don't Watch Seinfeld
c: So I just tried canceling my date with Beardo. And he was going to suprise me with tickets to see Jerry Seinfeld tonight.
me: DO NOT CANCEL.
c: Haha, whoaaaa. Why?
me: Because Jerry Seinfeld is so lame that it will be the most hilarious date ever and then we can giggle about it.
c: Omg, I thought I was the only one who hates Seinfeld! Everyone's judging me.
me: I LOATHE him.
c: Omg, that's why we are friends.
me: Everyone is always like, "I can't believe you don't watch Seinfeld! I thought that was completely up your alley!" And then I never want to speak to that person again.
c: I HATE SEINFELD. I think Elaine is the most obnoxious person ever.
me: Hahahahhahah, our anger is boiling over. In regard to Jerry fucking Seinfeld.
c: Jerry is creepy. And George is a pedophile.
me: And Jerry's intonation when he talks: duh duh DUH duh duh. duh DUH.
c: He told me he got the tickets in anticipation of me being like, "OMFG balasuidnvaiesr thank you can I have your babies?" But really i was like,"Oh ... that's special."
me: Balasuidnvaiesr = new favorite word.
c: I sort of liked this guy. Now that I know his true colors (Seinfeld), it'll never work.
me: Well, some people I like enjoy Seinfeld and I just have to learn to get past it.
c: Like I said yesterday ... you are more giving with your love.
me: You are the only person in the world to classify me as that instead of a black-hearted bitch. Well, probably my mom would say that about me.
c: Birds of a feather flock together, my pet.
me: DO NOT CANCEL.
c: Haha, whoaaaa. Why?
me: Because Jerry Seinfeld is so lame that it will be the most hilarious date ever and then we can giggle about it.
c: Omg, I thought I was the only one who hates Seinfeld! Everyone's judging me.
me: I LOATHE him.
c: Omg, that's why we are friends.
me: Everyone is always like, "I can't believe you don't watch Seinfeld! I thought that was completely up your alley!" And then I never want to speak to that person again.
c: I HATE SEINFELD. I think Elaine is the most obnoxious person ever.
me: Hahahahhahah, our anger is boiling over. In regard to Jerry fucking Seinfeld.
c: Jerry is creepy. And George is a pedophile.
me: And Jerry's intonation when he talks: duh duh DUH duh duh. duh DUH.
c: He told me he got the tickets in anticipation of me being like, "OMFG balasuidnvaiesr thank you can I have your babies?" But really i was like,"Oh ... that's special."
me: Balasuidnvaiesr = new favorite word.
c: I sort of liked this guy. Now that I know his true colors (Seinfeld), it'll never work.
me: Well, some people I like enjoy Seinfeld and I just have to learn to get past it.
c: Like I said yesterday ... you are more giving with your love.
me: You are the only person in the world to classify me as that instead of a black-hearted bitch. Well, probably my mom would say that about me.
c: Birds of a feather flock together, my pet.
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Honest Question
From: me@email.com
To: nw@email.com
Subject: Question
If CW can't see, why is he always on Facebook?
This email is not a joke.
From: nw@email.com
To: me@email.com
Subject: Re: Question
Hahahahahhahahahha. He can see if he's really close to something. So I assume he just gets really close to it.
To: nw@email.com
Subject: Question
If CW can't see, why is he always on Facebook?
This email is not a joke.
From: nw@email.com
To: me@email.com
Subject: Re: Question
Hahahahahhahahahha. He can see if he's really close to something. So I assume he just gets really close to it.
Meet Our Son, Balls
a: This indie guy and his wife have a toddler and I can't even pronounce his name: Kjonaas.
me: Stop it.
a: How "indie" is that?
me: KJONAAS! It's not even a word!
a: I know! Wtf.
me: K and j don't go together.
a: Maybe in the Slavic world.
me: If it's "Jonas" that is extremely ridiculous and unnecessary.
a: I typed it into Miriam Webster to see if i could get a pronunciation and it came back with "cojones." ha.
me: HAHA
a: "This is our son: Balls."
me: You're fucking killing me.
me: Stop it.
a: How "indie" is that?
me: KJONAAS! It's not even a word!
a: I know! Wtf.
me: K and j don't go together.
a: Maybe in the Slavic world.
me: If it's "Jonas" that is extremely ridiculous and unnecessary.
a: I typed it into Miriam Webster to see if i could get a pronunciation and it came back with "cojones." ha.
me: HAHA
a: "This is our son: Balls."
me: You're fucking killing me.
Thursday, February 18, 2010
S vs. T
l: I totally just made fun of D for thinking that taxes were exciting. Is it too soon for that kind of teasing?
me: Are you guys sexting?
l: If you replace the "s" with a "t," then yes.
me: When are you meeting up again?
l: Not for a while.
me: Do you sext every day?
l: We Texted all day on Tuesday, and then started again today.
me: ALL DAY?
l: No making fun. You know I can't handle teasing.
me: I'm not making fun! I'm just amazed that you're Sexting to such an extent! It's awesome! Remember, though, this is Tour de Whore 2010. Not Meet My Soulmate 2010.
l: Well, don't worry about me. I'm not looking to settle down with my soulmate right now. Just looking to have fun and enjoy life. Whatever happens, happens.
me: SEX HAPPENS.
me: Are you guys sexting?
l: If you replace the "s" with a "t," then yes.
me: When are you meeting up again?
l: Not for a while.
me: Do you sext every day?
l: We Texted all day on Tuesday, and then started again today.
me: ALL DAY?
l: No making fun. You know I can't handle teasing.
me: I'm not making fun! I'm just amazed that you're Sexting to such an extent! It's awesome! Remember, though, this is Tour de Whore 2010. Not Meet My Soulmate 2010.
l: Well, don't worry about me. I'm not looking to settle down with my soulmate right now. Just looking to have fun and enjoy life. Whatever happens, happens.
me: SEX HAPPENS.
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Dating. No, Thanks.
c: I just agreed to a date for Friday. That I will cancel. But still thought you should know.
me: With T?
c: No. With a man who is saved in my phone as "Beardo."
me: You are a woman about the town!
c: No, I'm a woman who digs a creepy hole underneath town, only to peer through storm grates to peek at real life as I cook cats on a spit in my rat dungeon.
me: Hahahahahhaa
c: Hence why I just accepted a date I know I will cancel on. Cause THAT makes sense.
me: Wise beyond your years.
me: With T?
c: No. With a man who is saved in my phone as "Beardo."
me: You are a woman about the town!
c: No, I'm a woman who digs a creepy hole underneath town, only to peer through storm grates to peek at real life as I cook cats on a spit in my rat dungeon.
me: Hahahahahhaa
c: Hence why I just accepted a date I know I will cancel on. Cause THAT makes sense.
me: Wise beyond your years.
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