a: Ok, I'm usually all about theme parties and costumes, but just listen to this: A woman's last day in office is this week. So we're having a pot luck (so cliche) and are expected to wear "bon voyage/cruise" theme outfits. FML.
me: Total FML. That's absurd. Just wear your Frodo costume instead.
a: I should show up with a giant coconut full of liquor, wearing my bathing suit and stuffing my face from a buffet line.
me: And ask everyone to join in the macarena. Or Charlie Brown.
a: The Cupid Shuffle! Yessss.
me: Grass skirt.
a: Done. I can use this as an excuse to not shower.
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