me: I lied when I said the check was in the mail two days ago. I'm sorry for being a liar. Just call it like it is. I'M A LIAR!!!!!!!!!
a: 'sokay. I don't hate you.
me: But you don't love me anymore either. It's okay. I'll win you over again. YOU JUST WAIT AND SEE!
a: There are going to be trials. Hard trials. I'm not gonna sugarcoat it - you're gonna have to EARN my love back.
me: Trials like I have to run really fast stepping through big tires and then climb a wall using a rope without falling into the mudpit on the other side? (Please build this at the lake house.)
a: You seen Wipeout? Think that. Large bouncy balls and pits 'o mud.
me: Oh man.
a: Bring your helmet.
me: I'm gonna faceplant on one of those bouncy balls. You aren't even providing helmets?!
a: We may even joust American Gladiators style.
me: With our wizard staffs!
a: YESSSS. So you may want to bring your hockey mask, too. I'm violent.
me: duly noted
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