Naked Celebrities

me: Um, please say you saw the semi-naked pic of Rpatz on www.perezhilton.com.

c: I HAVEN’T GONE ON PEREZ. Going now. Fuck you, work

me: It's gross. Doughy. Pale.

c: Ugh. The lone excuse I will give him is that he wasn’t working out for Twilight, but still that shit just ruined me. Day over.

me: I know, right?!

c: Well, now I’m ruining it for everyone.

me: Did you look at the uncensored pic? I didn't.

c: Yes ... yes, I did. I couldn’t help myself. It was like a PETA commercial ... you swear you won’t look but the second Sarah McLachlan starts singing, you watch the whole fucking thing.