me: Um, please say you saw the semi-naked pic of Rpatz on www.perezhilton.com.
c: I HAVEN’T GONE ON PEREZ. Going now. Fuck you, work
me: It's gross. Doughy. Pale.
c: Ugh. The lone excuse I will give him is that he wasn’t working out for Twilight, but still that shit just ruined me. Day over.
me: I know, right?!
c: Well, now I’m ruining it for everyone.
me: Did you look at the uncensored pic? I didn't.
c: Yes ... yes, I did. I couldn’t help myself. It was like a PETA commercial ... you swear you won’t look but the second Sarah McLachlan starts singing, you watch the whole fucking thing.
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