Observations from Ireland

From: ac@mail.com
To: thegirls@mail.com

1. We didn't find a SINGLE person named Paddy while in Ireland. And it wasn't for lack of trying. We asked everyone we met if A) their name was Paddy and B) if they had any friends named Paddy. No dice.

2. Only 10% of Irish people have red hair. Our stereotypes don't fit at all. Interestingly, 33% of Scottish people have red hair.

3. The Irish enjoy flavorless, bland food and like to put A LOT of butter on everything to add some flare.

4. Guinness really does taste better in Ireland.

5. Simon Cowell truly is an international super star.

6. Americans have the best teeth of any other country, hands down, no contest, done and done. This Polish guy tried to put the moves on me at a pub and L and I had to divert our eyes from his mouth every time he spoke. His teeth looked like rotten corn kernels held together by brown poo. Let's take a moment of silence and appreciate the stellar level of dental care we've been fortunate enough to experience in the good 'ole USofA.