c: Did I tell you I met T's sister at the Bartender's Ball?
me: T T?
c: As in T.R., not your T.
me: He has a sister?!
c: YES. As we pull into valet, I was like "Who the fuck is this barbie-looking bitch?" T's sister.
me: HA! Where has she been hidden all these years?
c: Tall, perfect, blonde, beautiful face, big fake boobs.
me: STOP
c: Swear.
me: Hahahahha
c: Apparently she had a seizure due to the boob job.
me: Hahahahahhahaahahhahaha. That's the (not) funniest thing I've ever heard.
c: It's only funny cause its true.
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