Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Gladys and the Nightingale Pimps

l: I feel guilty, but most famous females annoy me.

me: Hahahhahaa. Mushy Barton has scored an episode on Law & Order: SVU to play A HOOKER NAMED GLADYS!

n: She really creeps me out.

l: GLADYS? As in, the pimps? Oops, that was supposed to be nightingales?

me: Hahahahahha, what is going on?

l: Or pimps? Cold medicine makes me loopy.

me: I'm remembering a Kanye lyric ... Like the pimps and their Gladys or something?

n: Are you talking about Gladys Knight and the Pips?

me: HAAAA ... that's it.

l: PIPS - Mom just confirmed. Whoa.

n: Whoa is right, I need some of those cold meds to help me through this work week.

l: They ain't doin' enough. I have been waking up like 4-5 times per night with a roaring throat.

me: I need some propofol or whatever Michael Jackson had. I wanna sleep.

PS--N told us that somebody dropped a bottle of that in the hospital and a doc said "Michael Jackson just rolled over in his grave." And then they did a virtual high five to remain sterile.

n: Hahahahaa, oh my god.

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