Sick, man.

me: Who is the ghetto friend on your Facebook page? I am stalking, sorry.

c: He was one of my biffles in high school (just a big pot head, not ghetto back then). Lost touch after school. Caught up a bit recently ... which apparently means I want to be tagged in 57 videos of "sick mad beatz yo" that he's been making.

me: Hahahhahahaha, I thought there was some inside joke going on with the videos.

c: No, no. Just me internally getting more and more annoyed.

me: Do you know how many people he is tagging in his "sick mad beatz yo"? And also, are these original "sick mad beatz yo" or he is just tagging you in songs that he likes? This is all so bizarre.

c: No, he makes them. Eventually an eruption of "YOU'RE A JEWISH WHITE KID, NOT DR. DRE aaaand YOU HAD A BOWL CUT IN HIGH SCHOOL" will come exploding out of my fingertips. Soon.

me: I anxiously await.