Male Coworker Reflects on Teen Mom

me: I LOVE Teen Mom. Did you watch Intervention last night?

p: No, I have it on DVR. Was it a good one?

me: Yeah, it was pretty good. Drunk Southern mom. With a teenage daughter who was not giving her an ounce of slack.

p: Who is your fav teen mom ... waiting in anticipation.

me: Hard question! I like them all for different reasons. Maci intrigues me. Amber and Gary are like a disgusting train wreck. I don't know how Farrah ties her shoes every morning, let alone raise a kid.

p: Really! There is nothing to like about Farrah! I love Farrah's mom.

me: The relationship between Catelynn and her boo's parents blows my mind. Butch.

p: Butch is heading to jail tonight, can't wait.

me: REALLY!? They are so backwoods. I mean, do you realize that Butch is the father of the baby daddy yet living with the mother of the baby mama? It's all too much.

p: I really feel for Catelynn. And Yo Boy Ty, too.

me: I do too. They seem like really good kids. And they care so much about each other! It's really sweet.

p: And i think Bant-lee is the cutest baby.

me: HA. He is!

p: Rhine is an asswhole.

me: You are fucking killing me with your pronunciations.

p: I meen it! They ain't gonna last in 'Nooga together. Gawd, I want to go to Chattanooga.

me: And have a college weekend with Maci and the girls.

p: Yeah, they are three hours away. I want to know where they went. Maci should've lived with her parents the entire time! Sweet pad!

me: Did you think it awfully ironic when Gary went to lift weights to blow off steam? I mean, a little cardio might have been in his better interest.

p: Where to begin with that duo. Seedy motel. Cracker Barrel! LOST IT.

me: Bahahahhahahaha. I totally eat at Cracker Barrel with my parents. Once, we went there for dinner on a Saturday night and then went to see Gran Torino. Living life^max.

p: I can't picture you eating a single thing from the Barrel. This is mind boggling.

me: Hashbrown casserole!!!!!!!!!!

p: BAHAHAHAHA Do you buy the fucking massive lollipops? And sit in the rocking chairs to wait ... party of three.

me: The hard candy sticks. And yes.

p: Haha awesome. So you can relate to the portly Gary.

me: I mean, I have known his kind in my day.

p: A romantic night consists of a candle and meatloaf.

me: I LOVE MEATLOAF!

p: Amber loves meatloaf as well. And the poor people can't even afford a crib. Leah sleeps in a play pen!

me: Only a pack-n-play. Have you noticed the unfortunate mole on the back of Leah's head?

p: No, I will look for it tonight. Quite large?

me: Pretty large. At the sworl on the back of her head. Or is it a whorl? Yeah, spell check didn't underline that.

p: Hahaha, whirl whorl swirl