Dirty Little Secrets

From: mh@email.com
To: thegirls@email.com
Subject: Why do you even associate with Duke fans?

Disclaimer - I once made out with Olaf. He was about 300 lbs of drunk fun from Durham and E and I were on a break ... I believe C witnessed it and was scarred for life.


From: ac@email.com
To: thegirls@email.com
Subject: Re: Why do you even associate with Duke fans?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. You made out with a 300-pound man named OLAF? How did we not know this?!


From: mh@email.com
To: thegirls@email.com
Subject: Re: Why do you even associate with Duke fans?

He isn't quite 300 ...

Pretty much I was drunk, and my friend egged me on. Olaf was in love with me and the day I left school he duct taped a letter to my door. The envelope had Smarties in it.


From: me@email.com
To: thegirls@email.com
Subject: Re: Why do you even associate with Duke fans?

My day has officially been made.