Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Volvo's New Moon Contest Is Ruining My Life

me: HOW DO I GET THROUGH THE DAMN VOLTURI IN THE PLAZA TO EDWARD?!?

a: HAHAHAHAHA

From: ac@email.com
To: me@email.com
Subject: Volturi Plaza

It is AWFUL. It took me so long to figure it out. Here's the best advice I had to give N:
Just follow the path they make for you. Whenever they part to make a path, follow it no matter whether you're going south when you should be going north. Eventually they cut a path that goes sideways and back up towards Edward. Godspeed, my friend.


From: me@email.com
To: ac@email.com
Subject: Re: Volturi Plaza

Will you just log in to my fucking account and get Bella to Edward so I can stop watching her trudge around the robed Volturi? We're on day three of this task ... I'm getting an eye twitch.

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