Thursday, April 23, 2009

Caffeine, Dog-Unicorns and Homeowning Handymen

n: I truly don't understand why you drink so much caffeine.

me: Because I love it.

n: I have never met anyone besides your parents, and maybe some members of the gay community, that up themselves that much.

me: It's not the caffeine specifically. I just love the products that have it in it.

n: So get decaf!

me: It's not as good!

n: You are crazy.

me: I got your crazy.

n: It's a fair trade-off ... slightly different taste for a lifetime of possibly not giving yourself caffeine sweats and panic attacks.

me: I've always been level headed like that.

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