m: Last night I was a PMS raging bitch. He finally asked me to just go to sleep since I was such a grumpy 4-year-old. And I did. And today, not a bitch.
me: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA! He puts you in your place! I love it!
m: I get like little W when I’m tired. I was going through a checklist, "Have you ... have you ..." and my insane PMS mind thought that the reason he was seeming out of it at work and not on email was because he had a "secret surprise for me"- I’m INSANE!
me: Hahahahahhaha, I think our minds are much more similar than we realize!
m: I cried in the shower over the “secret surprise.”
me: You stop it.
m: Of course we all know what “secret surprise” means. Oh yeah, he had to open the shower curtain, the dog sticking his snout in, and tell me it was ridiculous.
me: This just keeps getting better. Wait, what does "secret surprise" mean?
m: proposal! Imagine his disgust at me thinking him being down at work was in fact a ploy to throw me off his scent.
me: OH MY GOD, I just realized that. You cried in the shower b/c he didn't propose to your bratty PMS ass. I'm sorry I'm laughing so hard. We truly are lunatics. I love being crazy.
m: It’s true. I cried in the shower because it wasn’t enough to know that he will marry me one day and I have my dream job on the horizon. Nope- lets cry about what I don’t have!
me: We are masters of solidifying the stereotype of women. We must keep up the hard work.
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