To: thegirls@mail.com
Subject: Wizard Staff
You guys may be way ahead of me on this one, but just this week I found out about a drinking game called “Wizard Staff." After learning the rules, I’m DYING to play. Okay, okay. I confess. I didn’t even have to hear the rules — I was sold immediately after hearing the title.
In a nutshell, you are encouraged to dress up in wizard capes and/or other wizardly gear. You start by drinking a can of beer. Once that is done, you duct tape the next full can of beer to the empty one you just finished. After that is done, you tape the next one on top and so on. So you’re building up your Wizard’s Staff of cans. At a pre-determined wizard level (i.e. how many cans you have in your staff), you have to take a shot to progress to the next Wizard level.
You’re a Dark Wizard for a while. Then after passing some level you become a White Wizard, a la Gandalf. This is the best part — you battle other Wizards with your staff (American Gladiator style) and the Wizard with the staff that doesn’t fall apart first, wins.
How AMAZING does this sound? Hilarity can ensue at many points:
- (A) Showing up to the game wearing wizard clothes.
- (B) Trying to position then consume your full beer that’s duct taped to an enormous stack of cans.
- (C) Drunkenly battling another “Wizard” with your staff.
Again, I CAN’T wait to play. And yes, maybe I should still be in college.
Who's in?
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From: me@mail.com
To: thegirls@mail.com
Subject: Re: Wizard Staff
That is HANDS down the best drinking game I have EVER heard of. I cannot wait for our reunion. I won't win b/c I'll be too busy peeing my pants to drink enough beer for a wise wizard staff. (Can we call it a wand instead?)
From: nw@mail.com
To: thegirls@mail.com
Subject: Re: Wizard Staff
No, no. A wand is for Harry Potter ... the staff is for a higher level wizard like Gandalf the Grey.
From ac@mail.com
To: thegirls@mail.com
Subject: Re: Wizard Staff
Thanks for stepping in to handle that one, N.
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