Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Tattoos and Poos

me: So ... how bad did it hurt?!

r: Not gonna lie, it didn't feel good. But it wasn't all that bad. Well worth it.

me: Me likey. And it's funny that you got your first b/c I'm preeeety sure I'm getting my first in SF over Memorial Day weekend.

r: Oh really?

me: But i want it on the side of my ribs. So I'm petrified. My hard-as-nails friend said "I cried, screamed, felt like there was a cheese grater on my skin and then had explosive diarrhea," regarding her rib tat ... which is hilarious and awful at the same time.

r: Haha. Yea, I've heard that the ribs hurt ALOT. That's what my friend told me last night.

me: What if I freak out and have a panic attack and poo the table and pass out and vomit in my sleep and choke?

r: Then i just hope it ends up on YouTube.

me: I'm so serious though! My stomach liquefies when I'm traumatized.

r: Dear god.

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