Friday, September 18, 2009

Aging Too Fast

c: I'm already hungry and want lunch.

me: Eat some prunes.

c: What? Prunes? Who has prunes lying around and why would I want that?

me:
I have an entire bag in my cabinet. At my desk. They make you poo.

c: I'm good on the poo front. I have egg salad for lunch on double fiber bread. Yea, I'm 78, what of it?

me: HAHHAHAHHA, I just screamed.

c: Soft foods are easier to chew without my teefs in.

me:
Stop it. I'm dying.

c: Look who's talking, prunes. Can we live in a retirement community together and drink white wine Franzia spritzers, eat egg salad and prunes, and squeeze the young volunteer boys' butts?

me: YES, but my egg salad will be tuna salad. Hard boiled eggs give me a palsy.

c: Palsy...

me:
Meeting. brb

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