Don't Be Jealous of My Life

a: Have you ever looked up dollhouse furniture online? There's some weird stuff out there. People really get into it.

me: Why the fuck did you look up doll furniture online?!

a: Long story ... but it involves finishing out a birdhouse for a contest. And I'm going to Hobby Lobby after work in search of doll house furniture.

me: HA

a: Don't be jealous of my life.

me: You should be jealous of my life. I'm in work hell. And my iPod died around lunch. I've been listening to 3 Bon Iver songs on repeat on his myspace page for hours. Starting to consider suicide. I literally screamed MAYDAY when it died.

a: No Pandora there? Or someone with an iPod charger?

me: Fucking iPod shuffle. Pandora irritates me for some reason. Not enough of my favorites.

a: Ya know you can listen to radio stations through iTunes.

me: They won't put iTunes back on my computer because I take up too many gigs. They force me to use my iPod.

a: Hahahaha. they hate you.

me: MUTUAL

a: It doesn't count if you use it correctly.

me: That was the irony! I loved it!

a: And that, my friends, is what you call full circle. Ta da!

me: BAM!