Nanny & the Muppet Babies

k: He is like one of the muppet babies. Did you ever watch that cartoon? They were all held hostage in a nursery and taken care of by a pair of granny legs that would come visit them once a day ... they had to use their imagination to escape. It was the most horrific show ever.

me: I REMEMBER IT ALL!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ju75XsCO4o

k: Yessss. Didn't it send you spiraling into a deep depression?

me: I don't think I ever realized that they were held hostage!?? I so remember those creepy stripey legs coming in though.

I just accidentally pasted the muppet babies link into a program.

k: Hahaha. Oh man. Off to a good start today. Can you imagine if that somehow went live?

me: It would be my greatest accomplishment while working here. I feel betrayed that the Kings of Leon king has a girlfriend that is not me.

k: If you use your imagination, it IS you ... and those striped legs are Caleb Followill's.

me: HAAAAAAAa, do I have to call him Nanny?

k: He would love it, I just know it.

me: I would tell him his sex was on fire as I peeled back those knee socks.

k: Gross! Then a black cloud of smoke would come out of his urethra.

me: No. Nanny wouldn't do that to me.

k: I want to dress up as Nanny for Halloween. I'll cover my body in a black box, except for my green and white striped legs.

me: You have to hide your entire top half with a door.

k: And I'll hang muppets down by my feet.

me: A mobile of muppets.

k: Perfect. Done.