p: God, I fucking hate cats:
me: WHY DON"T THEY JUST FIGHT AND GET IT OVER WITH?! I mean, thank god they don't or we wouldn't get to hear those amazing baby wails coming from felines.
p: exCATly. I will never own one of those creatures.
me: God, I hate it when I meet guys and go over to their apartment and they fucking have a cat. It deflates me.
p: Hahaha. Ummm. nah, see ya! I agree. Men with cats is very unsettling.
me: And when they use baby talk. Baby talk to dogs is fine. But cats don't deserve it. And neither does your manhood.
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