Time for Me to Procreate

k: People need to stop procreating!!! It's so stupid and selfish and it's ruining my life.

me: Until I do. Then those babies will be special and it will be obvious they are meant to rule the world.

k: "Special," that's what you meant, right?

me: You got my back. By special I mean creepy.

k: Haha, of course.

me: You know I will have the creepiest kids ever. They won't have any filters on anything they say, nor manners.

k: And I will love them like they were my own.

me: Awwww, that's sweet though!

k: Which means I will try to set rules for them and try to punish them when they are bad and they won't listen to me.

me: Hahahahhaha!

k: Because I'll just be that weird drunk lady that hangs out with mom.

me: HA

k: But I will laugh a lot bossing them around. Oh, what a jolly good time! Please have kids soon. This sounds like so much fun.

me: I'm on it. Just let me find a suitor/male prostitute/sperm donor and your wish is my command.

k: Well, I need to get to work playing Free Cell.

me: Bahahaha, get it.

k: I'll update you on my progress when we take our break. This day is so tough.

me: Good luck. Play for the big win.